[ecuddle]

[d1ckm3ss4g3]

Peter Quill

GENDER:Male
AGE: 36
SEEKING: Friends, Cuddle Buddy, Dating, Friends with Benefits
EXTRA: You may also know me as Star-Lord, formerly the Legendary Outlawy. Now leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy. Defeater of Ronan the Accuser. Savior of Nova Prime. You know you want to hit it.

Comments

[concitus]

👍

[d1ckm3ss4g3]

Look, I'm flattered and all, but I don't swing that way.

But hey, good for you, man. Keep on making those assumptions and sooner or later you'll get it right.

[concitus]

...I have no idea what you're talking about. You were not my sister, so I swipe to move on. I am trying to find out if she is here.

[d1ckm3ss4g3]

Swipe left, bro. Move along, not interested, plenty of other fish in the sea, yada yada. Swiping right means something entirely different.

[concitus]

A swipe is a swipe, it should make no matter. If I swipe one direction and not find what I am looking for, why would I swipe backward to where I started? Makes no sense.

[ranfromnormal]

👍

Okay I have no idea what any of that means but it all sounds AWESOME so clearly you should buy me a drink and tell me about it. ;) I promise I've got stories of my own and then some to make it worth your while.

[d1ckm3ss4g3]

And then some? [Oh, he is so smiling over here right now.] One of my best friends is a talking raccoon.

[Who'll take a lot of offense at being called both 'best friend' and 'raccoon.']

[ranfromnormal]

Nice. One of my best friends is a superhero and one of my ex-boyfriends is a werewolf.

So what do you say, buy me a drink, Star-Lord?

[smoak]

👍

[ How in the world is literally everyone Felicity would totally secretly write fanfiction about, all here. Oh god did she just swipe- right she...well, now she can't take it back. ]

[missromanova]

👍

[ What? He's got a nice face. ]

[barelydosober]

👍

No idea what any of those things mean, but I'd totally hit it. You, hit you. In the hot way.

[Not smooth...at all...]